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Saturday, September 10, 2011

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In china, follow chinese etiquette.
Acceptable behaviour: china not yielding your seat: most buses have no reserved seating for the elderly, the disabled, the pregnant, or for kids.
You payed for your ticket, so you sit where you want.
The old foggies and kids need exercise anyway.
Ditto the pregnant lady.
Disabled people can stand up or they should stay home.
In china everyone is treated equally.
I have my ticket and you have yours.
Kids get their own seat: only if they have paid for a ticket for the kid and you can prove it.
Babies and small kids are free.
The little darlings may be the devil incarnate but they can still intentionally soil your trousers.
Proper etiquette is to smile nicely to the brat and swear at them under your breath.
Loud talking or yelling to your friend: even if your friend is at the front of the bus and you are at the back, yell and have a conversation.
No one really cares.
Out the window: perfectly acceptable, bonus points for hitting a cyclist or pedestrian.
Eating sunflower seeds and spitting the husks on the floor: very acceptable.
Ditto for egg shells and other refuse.
Stooping on the ground: before the bus comes you can crouch on the ground like everyone else.
Split and clear your throat as much as you like.
Getting on: every man for himself.
You need not line up to get a bus or subway.
Pushing others out of the way to get on: only acceptable for the elderly.
This is common throughout china yelling at the bus driver for the next stop: very acceptable.
You can even yell at him to drop you off before the next stop let people off the bus before you board: whomever is quickest and strongest gets on first.
Some of those old people have sharp elbows, so beware.
Totally ok, and within your rights.
You did pay a ticket.
Sticking your head out the window: how else can you spit accurately?
Acceptable behaviour: canada slouch so that you take up 2 seats: yes, it is often done.
Look like an escaped murderer and stare down anyone who even thinks of asking you to move your stuff.
Show your underwear and your low cut jeans: thongs more than ok.
Boxers in the breeze are ok.
Maybe for the older folk.
Crowding around the front of the bus: no matter what the driver says, you can huddle near the front door, no matter that there is lots of space at the back of the bus.
Other people waiting to get on can take the next bus.

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